Archive for July, 2008

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Obama, satire, and stardust

July 29, 2008

By now you’ve probably all heard about and read, the satirical article “He ventured forth to bring light into the world” from Gerard Baker at The Times. It’s starts out:

” And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.”

But if there was any doubt about the piece’s appropriateness or accuracy, check out another article, “He came, he saw, he sprinkled us with stardust. Even Gordon Smiled.” Stardust!?! Really!?! This one is from another British paper, The Guardian, and contains bits like the following:

“But, mainly, he simply appeared, and sprinkled that stardust. Gordon Brown could be seen beaming. In the dark. The dark of the hall of 10 Downing Street. Obama wasn’t allowed, through protocol, to grasp Mr B’s hand outside for the cameras, as he is only a presidential candidate, and it wasn’t done for John McCain’s visit. But there was an Obama arm swiftly around Gordon’s shoulders, and a (rather fluid) returning lower-back pat, before the door shut.”

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As a reminder, you can vote for “rim fag,” my related entry to Urban Dictionary, here.

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Michel Monday: The Chemical Brothers – Let Forever Be

July 28, 2008

[Michel Mondays were instantiated and explained here.]

Another great Gondry video with amazing transition after amazing transition. (Also, it kind of reminds me of Run Lola Run).

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Links

July 22, 2008

This links post is kind of like me:  part politics, part comedy, all sexy.

1. Some more bad news for promoters of the idea that no one in their right minds isn’t freaking out about climate change, David Evans announces that he’s off the wagon in The Australian.

Who’s David Evans? He describes himself thusly:  “I devoted six years to carbon accounting, building models for the Australian Greenhouse Office. I am the rocket scientist who wrote the carbon accounting model (FullCAM) that measures Australia’s compliance with the Kyoto Protocol, in the land use change and forestry sector.”

2. The Financial Times Deutschland recently ran an editorial in response to the large number of Obama fans in Europe. Here is a translation on the site Watching America. Included is this lovely quote,

Obama is often praised for rekindling enthusiasm in democracy in people due to his drawing power. But mass obeisance to a charismatic leader really has little to do with democracy. On the contrary, the sociologist Max Weber describes charismatic domination as a condition that gains no legitimacy either through elections or tradition. The Obama-hype is similar to the month-long dance around the iPhone, except that the Apple cell phone will still have to submit to field trials.”

3. Every wonder what the guys from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 are up to? Check out Cinematic Titanic, Riff Trax, and The Film Crew.

4. Surprise! The New York Times is biased against Israel.

“…most headlines concerning attacks are written in the active style when concerning Israel, but in the passive when concerning Arab terrorists, who usually are called ‘militants.’”

5. Is your life dull and dreary? Perhaps you should take up a new hobby… like monkey torture!

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Michel Mondays: The Rolling Stones – Gimme Shelter

July 21, 2008

[Michel Mondays were instantiated and explained here.]

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The James Gang

July 19, 2008

Check out The James Gang on myspace. High quality.

It’s like a whole group of Andre 3000’s, with the jump blues and swing elements entering more traditionally than in Andre’s music. Some of the playfulness reminds me of Pigeon John as well.

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Scientific debate over scientific bullying

July 18, 2008

Check out this statement from the latest issue of the journal Physics & Society. Here’s a highlight:

“There is a considerable presence within the scientific community of people who do not agree with the IPCC conclusion that anthropogenic CO2 emissions are very probably likely to be primarily responsible for the global warming that has occurred since the Industrial Revolution.”

Can we please put talk of consensus on hold now?

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HT:  Junk Science

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Guess the quote & a new project

July 17, 2008

Who wrote the following pair of Faulknerian sentences:

“In his lapsed and sinful state, man is not capable, of and by himself, either to think, to will, or to do that which is really good; but it is necessary for him to be regenerated and renewed in his intellect, affections or will, and in all his powers, by God in Christ through the Holy Spirit, that he may be qualified rightly to understand, esteem, consider, will, and perform whatever is truly good. When he is made a partaker of this regeneration or renovation, I consider that, since he is delivered from sin, he is capable of thinking, willing, and doing that which is good, but yet not without the continued aids of Divine grace.”

Calvin?

No.

Luther?

No.

Give up?

It’s your boy, Jacobus Arminius (but you can call him ‘Jim’).

If you’re surprised, the likely reason is that Arminianism has become a very confused subject over the course of the last century. To the rescue, rides Roger E. Olson with his publication Arminian Theology: Myths and Realities (considering the name of the author, and the subject of the book, can we all agree to refer to this work as the REO Free-Wagon?). I have just started reading Olson’s book, but I already love it. And one of the main points that he has made in the preface and introduction, is that Arminianism is most certainly not semi-Pelagianism. Furthermore, he notes that the majority of churches in the US that would be labeled the former are in fact the latter! Hence the oddity of the above quote.

As you might have noticed, I’m so excited about this book I could spit. Some personal history: I was raised in a non-intellectual, Arminian tradition that often tended towards semi-Pelagianism (not that anyone but the senior pastor and my father would have know what that meant!). In college, all of my conservative Christian friends were reformed Calvinists. Interacting with them forced me develop my theology quite a bit; the primary result was that I eschewed my semi-Pelagian tendencies, and heartily embraced an emphasis on the gospel of grace, and imputed righteousness under a heavily forensic metaphor for atonement (yay Anselm!).

In my mind, I no longer identified with Arminian congregations, even though I thought that perhaps other intellectual “Arminians” probably held similar views to my own. I was also fully aware that Arminianism had a history of which I knew little but the tangential polemics from Reformed Calvinist pulpits. Rejecting some of the doctrines they attributed to Wesley and others, I gave myself the negative and disappointing label “non-Calvinist.”

Until today. One of the first things Olson does is to establish Arminianism as a valid, evangelical, reformed theology. He distinguishes what he calls ‘Arminianism of the heart’ or ‘evangelical Arminianism’ from ‘Arminianism of the head’ or ‘humanist Arminianism.’ The latter seeks to elevate man by his participation in salvation. The former seeks to glorify God by affirming an interpretation of scripture that renders him just as well as merciful and gracious. If people asked me now, I would probably tell them that I am a reformed Arminian (I prefer that to ‘evangelical Arminian’ since it establishes unity with other Protestants through a long history of reformation as opposed to a recent reaction to fundamentalism).

But enough about me, here’s the new project: I’m going to blog through Olson’s book, chapter by chapter. I’ll start with the preface and introduction, then continue with each of the ten myths that are addressed.

  1. Arminian theology is the opposite of Calvinist/Reformed theology
  2. A hybrid of Calvinism and Arminianism is possible
  3. Arminianism is not an orthodox evangelical option
  4. The heart of Arminianism is belief in [libertarian] free will
  5. Arminian theology denies the sovereignty of God
  6. Arminianism is a human-centered theology
  7. Arminianism is not a theology of grace
  8. Arminians do not believe in predestination
  9. Arminian theology denies justification by grace alone through faith alone
  10. All Arminians believe in the governmental theory of the atonement

Hope you’ll come back for these eleven posts and let me know what you think of them and the book.

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HT: JollyBlogger, who gave an official-type review of the book that put me on to it. For the record, he heartily recommended the book, and he’s a conservative, high Calvinist, PCA pastor.

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The Daily Show on the New Yorker cartoon cover

July 16, 2008

Wow. If The Daily Show keeps being this reasonable and funny, I may have to start watching again.

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[HT:  Kieth Burgess-Jackson]

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Predictions for Batman: The Dark Knight

July 16, 2008

Here’s the amazing trailer for the new Batman movie, The Dark Knight, just in case anyone hasn’t seen it yet. (And here is Roger Ebert’s four-star review). Four predictions about the film below.

  1. One of the top three opening weekends of all time.
  2. One of the top five grossing movies of all time.
  3. Heath Ledger gets nominated for the best supporting actor Oscar, but does not get it.
  4. My man-parts tingle throughout the entire showing.
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All-Star Game Madness

July 15, 2008

I’m watching the All-Star Game, and I’m excited about the NL actually being up 2-0 right now (after 6). But I’m also very upset that we’ve allowed four stolen bases. That’s ridiculous.

If Yadi was behind the plate, like he should be, things would be very different.

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Addendum 1:  I’m also pissed that they asked everyone to “rise and remove your caps” for the song “God Bless America.” If you want to do that to honor America, good on you. But it’s only the National Anthem for which it is improper etiquette to stay seated and keep your cap on.

Addendum 2:  I’m going to shoot myself in the face.

Addendum 3:  I’m going to shoot Uggla in the face. THEN, I’m going to shoot myself in the face.

Addendum 4:  I’m going to have a heart attack. What an insane game this is.

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The Scanners blog, and Fight Club & consumerism

July 15, 2008

If you’re into film (I mean actually into film, not just “Dude, I love Tarantino” into film), head on over and check out the Chicago Sun-Times blog Scanners from Jim Emerson (who works with Roger Ebert, amongst other things). Here’s a great paragraph from his analysis of Fight Club that he reposted recently:

“‘Fight Club’s jabs at consumerism seem to have particularly upset certain critics, because the movie doesn’t typecast its corporate villains. “Why pick on IKEA?” wonders David Denby. It would have been easy to get an audience to hate ruthless, faceless, monolithic monsters of greed like IBM or Microsoft. Everybody hates them already. But “Fight Club” targets a more insidious kind of corporate enterprise — the kind that markets itself as your best friend and uses cutesy branding images to get under your skin and into your wallet: IKEA, Volkswagen, Apple, Starbuck’s. If you don’t get some sort of vicarious thrill from seeing one of those insufferably precious (and overpriced) new VW bugs receive a facial with a sledgehammer, or from watching that smug Apple logo blown to bits (how’s that for “Think Different”?) … well, as they say, check your pulse.”

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Michel Monday: Wyclef Jean – Another One Bites The Dust

July 14, 2008

[Michel Mondays were instantiated and explained here.]

This video is from Wyclef Jean, but includes all of the Fugees. And yes, it samples the Queen original heavily. The video also contains the classic Gondry marks of dream and circularity.

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William Dembski on faith healer Todd Bentley

July 12, 2008

Say what you want about leading intelligent design proponent Bill Dembski, but at the very least the man holds to his convictions.

As one who routinely argues that ID can (and must, to some extent) be divorced from religion, it would be easy and seemingly beneficial for him to downplay his Christian faith. But here is an excellent article that he recently wrote for a Baptist publication in which he affirms his belief in miraculous healing. I’ll shake his hand just for the guts and honesty.

Here’s the article, a critique of the faith healer Todd Bentley, who has (apparently) come to recent prominence. And here’s my favorite quote which comes in a discussion of claims for raising someone from the dead:

“Where’s the death certificate? And why not parade the man at Bentley’s meetings? If I am ever raised from the dead through anyone’s ministry, you can be sure I’ll put in a guest appearance[!]“

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Thesis: Pacifism

July 11, 2008

Utter pacifism is a popular position because it allows for the maximum of self-righteousness with the minimum of thought.